What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

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What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.