Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.