How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.