How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor?

A: About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.