What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.