What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.