What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.