What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls