What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Ornamental Ball Jokes More Ornamental Ball Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.