What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now