Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.