Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.