When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What do a UT Austin student and a Texas A&ampM student have in common?

They both applied to UT Austin

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

because they've got a lot on their mind.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!