Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.