Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.