What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears