What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

Speech Jokes More Speech Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other