Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

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Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other