What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.