What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears