What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

Cornfield Jokes More Cornfield Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears