What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay