What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.