What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil