Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed