Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

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What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.