Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.