Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

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They steal all the green cards.

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.