Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.