Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What is so bad about being half black and half asian?

You can steal a car but you can't drive it.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.