Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin