Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

What makes a good Stalin joke?

The execution.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!