How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!