How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves