What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.