What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

New Yorker Jokes More New Yorker Jokes

What are all those wires?

My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.