A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
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Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.
Ebola soup!
He wanted to wake up oily.
My wireless internet." (New Yorker cartoon ideas)
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
A No. 2 pencil.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
You get a tizzy signal!
A: The bow is moving.
Need to know ASAP.
Nun.
Because of all the Cheetahs!
A: Because he was always spotted.
What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!
WASWAS!
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
