What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil