What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.