A No. 2 pencil.
Because there couldnt be 2-liters.
and
He used to climb over walls.
The type of gas used.
The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*
A penguin.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A #2 pencil