What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.