A No. 2 pencil.
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
No1 : Don't tell everything you know.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Because her pee is silent.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
A: Pencil-in.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A #2 pencil