How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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Juan down, a million more to go.

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A pig pen!

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*