How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable

How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

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How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!