What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

the rest of them will write Perl

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win