What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.