What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.