Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.