Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Wrapper Jokes More Wrapper Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper?

Airheads