What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE