Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.