Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

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What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

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Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"