Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"