What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.