What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster