What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.