Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !