Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.