Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.