What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.