What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.