Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!