Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.