Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"