What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.