What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

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What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.