What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.