How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.