How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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