How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.