How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.