How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.