How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

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What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.