What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.