What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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