What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.