What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.