What's Red?

What's Red but smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.