What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.