What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.