What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

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What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant