What is very big, gray, and just doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant