What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.