What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!