What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.