What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

motorcycles don't have trunks

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.