What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.