What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine