What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)