What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?

Big holes all over Australia !

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Wooly Jumper Jokes More Wooly Jumper Jokes

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!