Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!