MOOOOOO!!!!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.
A psycho-path.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
A fangster.
elephantgiraffesin()
He glances over his shoulder.
Punjabi-ng.
It was hard to make a living.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
A bilingual chicken
A: Because their horns don't work.
Wait at a buzz stop !
A: Wait until it ripens.