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HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Moo many...
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
Talk in your sleep.
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.
They pasta time.
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
To switch sides
Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.
PETA
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