Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!