Interrupt Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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How is that racist?

I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican.

What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

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What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Why do Retirees smile all the time?

Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste