Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
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Donald Tr- WRONG!
MOOOOOO!!!!
Just turn on the sprinkler.
Talk in your sleep.
The Game
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Partner in crime.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Because they never stand up for themselves.
A snowfake.
Follow the lederhosen.
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
A polar bear
Very tired feet.
Listening .
On a boombox.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
It was low hanging fruit.
Fire away please! I want to hear it all!
Lucardio!
You Pokemon